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Your name is Jake Strider-English, you're 16 years old, and you're a vampire. You have a robotic arm and a robotic wing, as well as several scars from fights you've won. You have a loving family made up of your husband Dirk and your birdsprites Jade, Jack, and Darren.

Your chumhandle is golgothasUndead.

January 2 2014, 2pm

...3 months ago


  • TT: Santa only comes once a year.
  • TT: Eyyyy.
  • GU: Well hes about to come again.
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] eyebrow waggle --

August 7 2013, 7pm

...8 months ago


  • GU: THE ROBO HAND OPAL.
  • GU: That thing is LOUD.
  • DA: I would now
  • DA: I hhave... had one of my own
  • GU: Oh then you know how UNIGNORABLE THEY ARE WHEN THEY KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR.
  • GU: So naturally i snuck in.
  • GU: Theyd left the door unlocked.
  • DA: considering the pounding, not so sneaky
  • GU: Shush you.

August 7 2013, 6pm

...8 months ago


  • TT: Now go make me food.
  • TT: Only wearing the frilly pink apron i bought you.
  • GU: But im talking to opal.....no.
  • TT: Aw...
  • TT: Rude,
  • GU: I am not.
  • -- timaeusTrickster [TT] pouts --
  • TT: But I worked so hard.
  • GU: No pink frilly apron.
  • TT: D:
  • TT: Fine.
  • GU: I have half a mind to dye it black and tear off the lace.
  • TT: WHAT
  • TT: You cant do that!
  • GU: I can and i will.

August 7 2013, 6pm

...8 months ago


  • GU: And you know jams too skittish to talk to anyone.
  • DA: I did?
  • GU: :T
  • GU: Jams a veritable mouse opal. I thought this was universally known.

August 7 2013, 6pm

...8 months ago


  • TT: Eat me Jakey my blood might give you diabetes but its worth it like Loreal.
  • GU: Ive already got diabetes. And loreal.
  • TT: Well then.
  • GU: Hah.
  • TT: Fine you aint gettin any of this anymore.
  • GU: D:
  • TT: >:I
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May 2 2013, 6pm

...11 months ago


  • -- golgothasUndead [GU]: falls down a couple branches --
  • TT: !!!
  • GU: Ow.
  • TT: Oh my god are you ok?!
  • GU: Just banged my....ahem.
  • TT: Your...?
  • GU: My ahem.
  • TT: Your arm?
  • GU: No my ahem.
  • GU: You know.
  • GU: My.
  • TT: Whats an ahem?
  • GU: AHEM.
  • TT: Your...butt?
  • GU: My diddlywhacker!
  • TT: Your dick.
  • GU: ...yes.
  • TT: NO I NEED THAT
  • TT: OH GOD
  • TT: ARE YOU OK
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April 11 2013, 8pm

...1 year ago


  • TT: Were getting dessert right
  • GU: Of course not.
  • TT: D:
  • TT: Fine no chocolate
  • GU: Youre aware of the term "sarcasm" right?

April 7 2013, 3pm

...1 year ago


— golgothasUndead [GU] began messaging temperamentalTicker [TT] at 14:35 —

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March 9 2013, 11pm

...1 year ago


  • TT: I Dirk Strider-English prince of heart and the candy kingdom love you more than anything
  • [11: 08] -- golgothasUndead [GU] grins and kisses all over his face --
  • [11: 08] -- timaeusTrickster [TT] smiles --
  • TT: My best friend, lover, husband, father to our three beautiful children, and my inspiration.
  • GU: My sun my love my savior my foundation the one who holds my heart.
  • GU: ...Also i believe youre the father.
  • TT: Shhhh

March 1 2013, 11am

...1 year ago


  • TT: Hey hey Heyyyy yay yay Heyyyy yay yay
  • TT: I SAID HEY
  • TT: what's going on
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] stares, amused --
  • TT: So I wake in the mornin and I step outside
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] raises an eyebrow --
  • TT: And I take a deep breath and get real HIGH and I
  • GU: Are you singing at me?
  • TT: Scream at the top if my lungs
  • TT: WHATS GOING ONNN