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Your name is Jake Strider-English, and you're a vampire. You have a robotic arm and a robotic wing, as well as several scars from fights you don't remember. You have a loving Trickster husband and three birdsprite children, but sometimes you feel like you're not living the way you should be.

Your chumhandle is golgothasUndead.

May 2 2013, 6pm

...1 month ago


  • -- golgothasUndead [GU]: falls down a couple branches --
  • TT: !!!
  • GU: Ow.
  • TT: Oh my god are you ok?!
  • GU: Just banged my....ahem.
  • TT: Your...?
  • GU: My ahem.
  • TT: Your arm?
  • GU: No my ahem.
  • GU: You know.
  • GU: My.
  • TT: Whats an ahem?
  • GU: AHEM.
  • TT: Your...butt?
  • GU: My diddlywhacker!
  • TT: Your dick.
  • GU: ...yes.
  • TT: NO I NEED THAT
  • TT: OH GOD
  • TT: ARE YOU OK
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April 11 2013, 8pm

...2 months ago


  • TT: Were getting dessert right
  • GU: Of course not.
  • TT: D:
  • TT: Fine no chocolate
  • GU: Youre aware of the term "sarcasm" right?
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April 7 2013, 3pm

...2 months ago


— golgothasUndead [GU] began messaging temperamentalTicker [TT] at 14:35 —

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March 9 2013, 11pm

...3 months ago


  • TT: I Dirk Strider-English prince of heart and the candy kingdom love you more than anything
  • [11: 08] -- golgothasUndead [GU] grins and kisses all over his face --
  • [11: 08] -- timaeusTrickster [TT] smiles --
  • TT: My best friend, lover, husband, father to our three beautiful children, and my inspiration.
  • GU: My sun my love my savior my foundation the one who holds my heart.
  • GU: ...Also i believe youre the father.
  • TT: Shhhh
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March 1 2013, 11am

...3 months ago


  • TT: Hey hey Heyyyy yay yay Heyyyy yay yay
  • TT: I SAID HEY
  • TT: what's going on
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] stares, amused --
  • TT: So I wake in the mornin and I step outside
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] raises an eyebrow --
  • TT: And I take a deep breath and get real HIGH and I
  • GU: Are you singing at me?
  • TT: Scream at the top if my lungs
  • TT: WHATS GOING ONNN
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February 22 2013, 11am

...3 months ago


  • -- tricksterTimaeus [TT] drains the rest of the can of icing --
  • GU: Awww.
  • TT: What you wanted some?
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] sticks his tongue out --
  • GU: Nooo. Im a scary vampire.
  • GU: Scary vampires dont eat icing.
  • -- tricksterTimaeus [TT] poofs another one --
  • GU: Gimme!
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February 13 2013, 2am

...4 months ago


  • GU: ...Have you met his daughter?
  • TT: I haven't met her. I didn't even know he had her.
  • GU: You didn...he HAD her???
  • TT: Well he was female for some time?
  • GU: He WAS?????
  • TT: Yes, he was.
  • GU: Holy frog in a fruit bat farm!
  • TT: What.
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February 1 2013, 9pm

...4 months ago


  • TT: Swear im not gay
  • GU: Obviously no....wait does that mean im a girl???
  • -- timaeusTrickster [TT] grins --
  • -- golgothasUndead [GU] D: --
  • TT: Yes.
  • GU: No!
  • GU: D:
  • -- timaeusTrickster [TT] strokes his chest --
  • TT: I mean look at dat chest
  • TT: Gurl you got it going on
  • GU: Im not a girl!
  • TT: Sure?
  • GU: Positive! I have a dillywhacker!
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February 1 2013, 10am

...4 months ago


  • TT: Dun wanna leaaavveee
  • GU: But...the kids!
  • TT: But feels
  • GU: Babies.
  • TT: Dicks
  • GU: Babies are MADE of feels.
  • GU: Theyre the stuff that is PRODUCED by feels.
  • GU: You cant get feelier than that.
  • TT: Ughhhh
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January 25 2013, 6pm

...4 months ago


  • GU: ...I think im in the mood.
  • GU: Am i in the mood?
  • GU: Is this the mood?
  • GU: What even is the mood???
  • TT: Dunno you tell me
  • [06: 39] -- timaeusTrickster [TT] gropes --
  • [06: 40] -- golgothasUndead [GU] squeaks and presses against him --
  • GU: ...i think im in the mood.
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